ur grandma has sucked a dick before
(via snorlaxatives)
hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
(Source: skeet-ball, via one-hamburger)
oh gOD NO JESUS WHY GUYS I THINK THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME A DAY EARLY I WAS JUST CAUSALLY LOOKING OUT OF MY WINDOW AND OUT OF NO WHERE MY EYES WERE BLINDED TO THE POINT OF PHYSICAL PAIN BY SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL AND RADIENT WHAT IS
oh snap yall nevermind i was just lookin in a mirror
(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders, via one-hamburger)
